netfux

A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.

"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"

by senny2 January 11, 2010

Netfux

When both parties are down… And beyond having to disguise it as Netflix and chill anymore. You can just simply send a text saying… Netfux?

Lisa! Netfux tonight?

by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016

Netfux

The how much you care about what you watch on netflix.

Jimmy gave 0 netfux about the hippy documentary he saw on netflix.

by PurpleFanto April 10, 2015

Netfux

The act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via Netflix. The aggravation is further amplified by a) Apple iTunes prompting this movie as Featured or b) the movie totally sucking. Either of these would be grounds for a Double Netfux; both a Triple Netfux.

Mary Lou: Let's check out this movie Bernie with Jack Black.

Wolfgang: Yeah
Mary Lou: That movie blew
Wolfgang: Yeah
(next day)
Mary Lou: WTF that piece of shit movie was available on Netflix
Wolfgang: You got Netfuxed.
Mary Lou: (crying) Plus, those bitches at Apple Double Netfuxed me. Promoting that shit as a Feature. They knew it. (screaming) They fucking knew it!!

by Bo Coolidge February 8, 2013

netfux

When you accidentally order a movie on netlflix, receive it, realize you got the wrong movie and without walking back from your mailbox, you instantly send it back without viewing.
netflix - lix + fucked = netfux

"I accidentally ordered Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on netflix"

"Dude you totally got netfux"

"Yea, tell me about it"

by jtd07 P9C October 20, 2009

Netfux

Internet porn.

Who needs a girlfriend when Netfux streams on every device?

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

Netfixer

The act of Borrowing a Netflix account because you are too cheap to Pay for it your self and you end up giving the account to everyone you know so they can enjoy free show and movies while only one person pays.

Friend:" Hey Mike can I borrow your Netflix Account to watch some movies"
Mike"Sure bro just Don't Give the password to anyone else"
Fiend"Trust me I'm not a Netfixer I'm only gonna watch like two movies on it"
Mike"Alright sure thing man here is the Email and the password"
Friend"Thanks Bro I wont give the Password to anyone"
Mike"Alright sounds good"
Friend"Hey Josh wanna borrow My Netflix account"
Josh"Sure thing bro"

and so on........

by LawnMower6900 April 10, 2013