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Netfixed 

The Act of being enthralled by Netflix's huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. The tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.This is called being fixated by the Netflix website or simply...being Netfixed.
Trent: Mike...you didn't answer my text.Why you being such a d bag?
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**

"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"

"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"
Netfixed by Benjaminraphi October 10, 2007
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Netfixer 

The act of Borrowing a Netflix account because you are too cheap to Pay for it your self and you end up giving the account to everyone you know so they can enjoy free show and movies while only one person pays.
Friend:" Hey Mike can I borrow your Netflix Account to watch some movies"
Mike"Sure bro just Don't Give the password to anyone else"
Fiend"Trust me I'm not a Netfixer I'm only gonna watch like two movies on it"
Mike"Alright sure thing man here is the Email and the password"
Friend"Thanks Bro I wont give the Password to anyone"
Mike"Alright sounds good"
Friend"Hey Josh wanna borrow My Netflix account"
Josh"Sure thing bro"

and so on........
Netfixer by LawnMower6900 April 10, 2013

Netflixed 

When a perfectly good show or series with excellent character arcs and development suddenly introduces new characters with no purpose other than to satisfy SJW's.
The first 3 seasons were amazing storytelling, but it got Netflixed in the 4th.
Netflixed by Bionomicon February 2, 2021

Netflixed 

to be taken advantage of or swindled out of money otherwise.
That used car dealer really netflixed you on that piece-of-junk car you got.
Netflixed by hydro-trip October 24, 2011

netfuxed 

Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.
Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.
netfuxed by Torbert April 5, 2021

netflixed 

When a girl leads you on and feigns interest only to get something from you such as your Netflix password.
-Man, I've been seeing Maggie for three weeks and all we do is watch movies. I thought she was into me and now she says she just wants to be friends.

-dude you totally got netflixed.
netflixed by Dixiestacker March 24, 2016

Netflixed 

The act or completion of watching a movie from Netflix, either on-line or via mail.
"I just Netflixed a movie that I will watch over and over again."
Netflixed by Carmelitatime January 7, 2010
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