montage

montage = money, used in place of the word money. Has no relevance at all to montage in the art sense.

"got any montage?" "got any montage for a drink?" "i've got absolutely no montage"

by trooper101 October 6, 2006

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Montanari

This kid "shmelts" by himself. But secretly wants to "shmelt" with Dane. He is jealous of Mark Flipiak because he cannot shmelt with Dane, because Dane rejects him. He likes to shoot himself in the ass with a paintball gun. He loves Dane.

Monty, quit shmelting.

by Dane.... February 4, 2005

montainya

Shortened term for an extremly large shit. Originating from the phrase "shit the size of montaña". Montainya is to be said with a country accent and is a combination of the spanish word for mountain and the state of Montana.

Guy 1: Wow it smells so bad in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Haha thats cuz i just took a montainya.
Guy 1: Damn ur asshole must be ripped and bleeding.
Guy 2: Yea

by Martyparty12 November 1, 2007

montahead

a bitch hoe slut,pussy smut slag,everything not to be around a diosgusting creature that ppl use for the rebound to get ppl jealous and they look like they have syphilis

That Alex girl is such a montahead,I cant believe you used her as the rebound

by badgurl672 December 3, 2007

Monetary acquisition

The act of purchasing an item

"See all those sweet skateboard decks? Those were smart monetary acquisitions my friend."

by The Amazing David January 13, 2009

Montanti

Flaming Ginger

Guy 1: Is that girl on fire?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is just a montanti.

by yeahhmannn November 15, 2009