montainya

Shortened term for an extremly large shit. Originating from the phrase "shit the size of montaña". Montainya is to be said with a country accent and is a combination of the spanish word for mountain and the state of Montana.

Guy 1: Wow it smells so bad in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Haha thats cuz i just took a montainya.
Guy 1: Damn ur asshole must be ripped and bleeding.
Guy 2: Yea

montainya by Martyparty12 November 1, 2007

Butte, Montana 

A vigilante town that used to have 1/2 million or a million residents due to the gold rush. It's known as "Fight Town USA". Evel Knievel, the original motorcycle stuntsman, lived there. The population is now about 33,000. It's often referred to as "Butt, Montana".

Butte, Montana sure is a unique place. It has the world's largest copper mine which is no longer in use. Residents are very friendly & strangers strike up conversations. The old open~pit copper mine is referred to as "The Pit" & is now full of water. It's Huge! The town of Walkersville, north of Butte, actually has people that live in Real tarpaper shacks! Most everyone there is poor & rent is cheap.

Butte, Montana by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Montana of 300 

Rap God.

Montana of 300 is a Rap God

Montana of 300 by Luzion May 18, 2016

Montagnard 

The Degar people, or more commonly known as Montagnards, are a Southeast Asian tribal people native to Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. Their history goes back thousands of years. Although they live in Asia, their genetics and language are more closely related to Malayo-Polynesians and for this reason (among others) they are often discriminated against by the ethnic Vietnamese where most of them used to reside.

The Montagnards are made up of dozens of tribes, each with their own dialect and customs, such as the Rhade, Jarai, and others. Although the majority lived in Vietnam, they are not closely related to ethnic Vietnamese, and were treated poorly and forced into the central highlands, away from the more heavily-populated and hospitable coastal areas.

It is notable that during the Vietnam War, over 40,000 Montagnard men fought for the US Army against the invading North Vietnamese communists. They had a well-earned reputation for bravery and skill in combat, and fought alongside American Special Forces and SOG teams in crossborder operations in neighboring Asian countries. However, after the US withdrew from Vietnam due to the Marxist ambitions of the Democratic politicians and "peace" movement, the Montagnards were left to fend for themselves when the communist North took over the South in 1975. Thousands were murdered by the invaders for a multitude of reasons (one of them being that most Montagnards adhered to some form of Christianity; religious practice is strongly discouraged by communist states). Those who weren't killed were forced to flee to neighboring Cambodia and Thailand (Laos had it's own related communist takeover at the same time). Those in Cambodia found little respite, because immediately following the end of the Vietnam War, Pol Pot's genocidal Khmer Rouge regime took power, killing over 2 million of his own people from 1975 to '79.

Fortunately, several hundred (and later thousand) Montagnards were given citizenship by the US government and were relocated, the majority immigrating to North Carolina, home of the US Special Forces ("Green Berets") and other Southeastern states. Although their population in 1975 was over 5 million, today that number has dwindled to about 1/10th that. However, due to some inner strength and steadfastnest among the Montagnard people, the future is bright as each year more are able to secure transport to the United States. Which is not to say that all of them want that, but to those who do... you're welcome.

Summary: the Montagnards are an tribal people found in Southeast Asia with an ancient and unique culture. Following the Vietnam War, many immigrated to the USA.

"RT Vermont's Montagnard commandos fought valiantly alongside their American companions in January 1970. Although several were killed, they died as heroes and are forever in the memories of those they served alongside with."

Montagnard by Anonymonymon September 25, 2008

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

montana of 300 

Fucking savage

Holy shit Montana of 300's song Holy Ghost if fucking fire it burned up an entire hospital

montana of 300 by Kkb123 October 11, 2016

Llama Montana 

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.

I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...

Llama Montana by llamamontana May 8, 2018