Mexican recovery

Changing the course of a bad situation by stopping to have a beer.

The first party we went to was super douchey but we staged a Mexican recovery and found a much better one soon afterwards.

Mexican recovery by panopticonopolis March 27, 2015

mexican oyster 

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

mexican oyster by JKScandal April 1, 2015

Mexican Cat 

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

Mexican Cat by Refofel July 7, 2015

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

Mexican totem pole by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

Mexican Sour Gherkin 

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

Mexican Sour Gherkin by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

mexican dustbuster 

When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.

Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.

mexican dustbuster by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

mexican excavator by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016