Mega High

The highest one can ever get. Achievable when a sativa dominent strain is combined with an indica dominant strain to a bong, the only piece able to be used, and then have a 5 hour high. Symptoms include: everything feeling great, explosion of numbness in the feet, or craving of all foods.

"Hey Chuck, how your was brother's wedding?"
"I don't know, I got mega high 2 hours before, and forgot about the whole thing."

by Drunken Wanderer September 10, 2012

megabater

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.

Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

by Stylo aka starless sage July 2, 2014

mega hittler queef

It hitters strongest weapon. It took him fifty years to build it up. When it happens it while wipe out half the nation. It will supposivly smell like beef jerky rotten eggs and Oprahs weave

Have you heard of mega hittler queef it could blow any day now

by Habby bannanna July 1, 2015

Mega geek

A person of knowledge of any geek related stuff and is associated with having no life, while knowing things that includes anime, video games, comic books, movies, and books.

My best friend is a Mega geek, and never had a girlfriend ever.

by Pikachuomega January 11, 2016

Megachodon

A huge ass chode that scares other chodes away because of it´s intimidating size and speed. It´s the megalodon of chodes.

Dude 1: ¨Aw damn dude, I woke up this morning and realised that I have a megachodon!!!!!!!!!!!!!¨
Dude 2:¨Suck a chode!¨

by Brodude69696 January 23, 2016

mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

mega rare

A word used to describe something rarer than a typical rare item

I just bought some mega rare unused concert tickets from the band Queen's first gig

by memeofqueen2k17 May 2, 2017