Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

Martinez

A very laid-back person, but has a very bad anger if provoked. Extremely attractive, mainly dark haired. They can make you laugh so easily and they have a slightly "mad" flare in their personallity. They make amzing friends and you'd be lucky to have them!

ohh, he must be a Martinez

by musiclova13 August 18, 2010

Martina

The true meaning of ‘Martina’ cannot be described with just a few words. Your name is your destiny, heart’s desire, and personality. Martina is a name that denotes you are the foundation of society. Your good sense of structure makes you an excellent organizer and manager of any enterprise. You are also stable, disciplined, practical, reliable, hard-working, and frugal. Being impulsive is not your style. You think things through carefully before embarking on a course of action. Turning ideas to reality is one of your best traits.

Heart Desire of Martina Your heart’s desire is to settle conflicts and create harmony. Natural born peacemaker and a spiritual idealist are some of the words that describe you. You specialize in religion, philosophy, and less traditional forms of healing. The quest for enlightenment is one of your life-long pursuits. You are aware of the thoughts and feelings of others and makes you selective in choosing your friends.

if word war three was to occur just call martina to make peace

by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021

martha

(noun)a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how bad-ass she is; may be used in adj. form

The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a bad-ass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of martha-ness.

by Asianguywhorocks28 March 18, 2009

Martez

Means a nigga who beats your azz then fuck your bitch afterwards. Stay down with his niggas and keeps it real.

He's a Martez. He fucked that nigga bitch and aint do shit about it.

by PerfectLuv August 3, 2016

Louis Martin

“Louis Martin!!!” The desired response utilized by members of the audience at a comedy show when a comedian says something on stage that many would consider socially unacceptable but is f-ing funny. When you want to laugh but society says don’t … Just yell “Louis Martin!!!” The origin of the chant comes from impromptu responses at stand-up comedy shows performed by, you guessed it, nationally known comedian Louis Martin.

Quote from recent appearance at the Comedy Zone “If you are single and sexually active it is important to get tested for HIV/Aids. For guys we have a blood test that cost about $100 or you can get a swab test, slightly more painful but only cost $50. However, I started thinking and I know a homeless guy that for a dollar will do it by taste.” Crowd response, “Louis Martin!!!”

by He who yells September 25, 2010

John Martin

A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)

That john martin is so hot!!

by Q-T girl November 8, 2011