Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

Loistered

To be extremely intoxicated from too much alcohol.

Lad, I was totally loistered last night, can't remember a thing.

by anotheranswerphone June 26, 2018

Lobster

on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.

DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!

by sortakindajo February 18, 2018

Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

by snooby-doo March 6, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018