lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009

lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. July 24, 2007

Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 4, 2008

Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.

Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.

by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010

Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006