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sub-literate

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.
by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009
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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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Literary Beast

1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what

2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts
"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."

"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"

"Uh...yeah..."

"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"
by 'Keda-Kay November 4, 2007
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Literally Hitler

Anyone who lies uncontrollably, has no jokes, and has imaginary sexual encounters!
Nathalie : “Babe is my bunda looking phat?”

Joe: “Stupid fucking bitch you’re Literally Hitler🤯”
Gav: “Oi, Hitler! Think before you open your mouth again”
by MucHdIAck November 18, 2020
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1 Liter Heater

An exceptionally large penis that when fully erect resembles a 1 liter drinking bottle and is of course normal body temperature hence the "heater" portion of the term.
I saw Erik in the locker room and he has that 1 liter heater!
by MPH_Janitor September 19, 2011
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liteweight

to mean a little bit not a whole lot
"I liteweight like going to dis club man"
by C-money! May 10, 2007
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litering

Buying a 2-liter of your favorite soda then ordering food from a fast food restaurant in order to save money on a drink.

24 oz fountain drink at w/e= bout 1.99

2-liter of generic yet still good soda= .67
Joe: ayo, feel like hittin up Burger King?

Mike:Yea, but lets stop buy 7-11, i'm gunna do some litering and save me a couple bucks
by Kalkervic March 12, 2008
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