A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
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If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.
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Get the Lobe mug.The term Lobbiance (aka Lobbyence) is about getting as many of the details right as possible in a lobby to create an impactful and excellent environment. Lobbiance is felt, seen, experienced and understood when you enter into a new space. Lobbiance is a hospitality term curated by Wayne Francis combining excellence and ambiance to the lobby. Lobbiance punctuates a lobby with excellence . It can be used to describe the character or tone of a particular lobby, such as a luxurious, modern, sophisticated and upscale but it is always done with the goal of creating a warm, hospitable and welcoming culture especially as it relates to the church.
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