LPB

Low Pod Bitches. A pod(or common dorm area) of woman who drink wine and share secrets with one another. Qualifications to be an LPB squad are groupme exclusive chats, a Dick Pics (Male version of LPB) group to keep you sane, and white zinfandel or wine coolers. Thirsty Thursday, otherwise known as Girls Night, is mandatory.

Billy: Hey Justin, where are the LPB's today?
Justin: What day is it again?
Billy: Thursday night.
Justin: Oh its Girls Night they are probably getting krunk.
Kristen: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LPB GIRLS NIGHT!

by bi_manatee January 26, 2016

LPW

League of Powerful Women, i.e., tough chicks. Cops, fire fighters, EMTs, Marines.

Yo, dude, who are they?

Oh, that's the LPW, Rupert. Hide your drink.

by mr. fluffy December 9, 2006

LPM

Acronym for the Argentinian word "la puta madre" which means mother fucker.

Persona 1: Vino la profesora al final.
Persona 2: Uff LPM!

Person 1:The teacher came.
Person : Ugh LPM!

by Aldi July 21, 2016

LPF

Linkin Park Fiction

Fanfiction written about the members of Linkin Park by some of their fans

"Wow I read a great fic over at www.lpfiction.com"
"www.lpfiction.com pwnz"

by yomomma1976 January 13, 2006

LPK

These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.

Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP

by Johnny January 6, 2004

LPOS

(pronounced el-poss)

(v) acronym for Lazy Peice Of Shit; to sit/lay around and do absolutely nothing of significance or value.

"Honey, I don't want to go shopping and to dinner tonight. Can't we just stay at home and LPOS?"

by Ericka Manson September 28, 2005

lpl

An ironic response replacing lol on IM when someone misspells a word.

sOccErstAr811: ... til he said, 'that's no wombat! Thats my wife!'
uBern00ber: gagagaga
ubern00ber:*hahahaha
sOccErstAr811: lpl

by MrSquishyDBC April 26, 2008