wall kid 

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.

were you at that party last weekend?

no, im not a wall kid

wall kid by one of "the others" December 24, 2010

scrubby kid force field 

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

scrubby kid force field by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

Radio Kid 

Someone who listens to only mainstream, radio songs. This person has no individuality in music and goes with the flow of mainstream popularity. They have a very linear range of songs, often having very few or little songs.

1. "She's so lame, such a radio kid. All she does is listen to Chris Brown"
2."He's such a radio kid, he only listens to mainstream, and radio music."
3.Teenagers who like to only listen to the hottest hits on radio and think that its the best music out there.
4. People who play radio songs very loudly on transportation, thinking its cool
5.Teenagers who bag other genres because its 'indie' or not known.

Radio Kid by Nick and Peter December 30, 2009

laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

laptop kid by your other "friends" November 5, 2013

Cringe Kid

A childlike human that inhabits the internet. They distribute cringe content and make their own. They're usually easy to spot as they're not well liked and make fun of others. Warning: they often have a small posse and might attack on site.
Much like an internet troll but obsessed with bad content.

ChatRoom
stoolfree: *links video of bad recorder playing*

me: Such a Cringe Kid.
stoolfree: doo u even no wut art iz?

Cringe Kid by InternetBookmark February 19, 2017

Floppy Kid 

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

Floppy Kid by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Fnf Kid 

A Gen Alpha Kid Who Is Obsessed With The Game Friday Night Funkin, Has A Rather Dumb Personality, Watches Gametoons And Among Us Cringe Daily

A : My Brother Watches Alot Of Fnf Playthroughs, Its Getting Annoying
B : He's A Fnf Kid

Fnf Kid by Orangu_Clan December 2, 2021