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Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021
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Rainbow Jeremy 

Ali G's mate, also known as Jezzy, from West Staines, England.
Me mate Rainbow Jeremy aint got no techmology (check out his website if you don't believe)
Rainbow Jeremy by Mr Crisp November 26, 2014

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy! 

I have to leave for my Ten O'Clock class, Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!

Slutty Jeremy 

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.
Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!
Slutty Jeremy by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Ron Jeremy 

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
Ron Jeremy by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Pull a Jeremy 

Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression
Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy

Dirty Jeremy 

The act of putting your fist in a girls pussy and pushing up so you can see her stomach move.
I fucked that chick Emily last night and when giving her a dirty jeremy she queefed and made my arm vibrate!