Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 12, 2021

WE HOOPIN

Wehoopin is a TikToker with an insane following. he is the goat. We hoopin Knows everything about baseball, basketball, and football. He plays many sports meaning he's a multi sport athlete. He is also a 6' 10" future NBA prospect and the worlds biggest ravens fan. He enjoys saying I CALLED IT and does in every tik tok. He does this because he guesses the out come of games and is always right, He also is the madden goat. He's the best.

WE HOOPIN CALLED IT.

by WE HOOPINS GOATED. March 11, 2021

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Declan Hooper

To be sexually active with a pillow

“I’m gonna Declan hooper in my room tonight”

by KING PERSON February 8, 2022

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

Gym hooper

A person that is only good at practice or in the gym

“Hey is Jason a good player?”

“Nah he’s a gym hooper”

by K4N1 January 25, 2023