Definitions by PixelChimp

Royal Hooper 

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

Royal Hooper by PixelChimp April 12, 2021

Owen 

Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match

Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen

Owen by PixelChimp January 8, 2020