2 definitions by PixelChimp

Owen

Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match

Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen

by PixelChimp January 8, 2020

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 13, 2021