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zero-to-Hitler

The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.
When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.
by dick stiffner February 12, 2008
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Chocolate Adolf Hitler

A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".

However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.
Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...
by Pandemikk March 7, 2009
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The Hitler Card

Used when, in a heated debate, you compare something to Adolf Hitler. Usually a last resort defense, the hitler card is usually played by those who know they are loosing a debate, but are to stubborn to acutally admit it.
Apple guy: Yeah well Windows...
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER
by N8NESS January 11, 2006
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Stinky Hitler

The act of transferring a small amount of fecal matter (post-sodomy) from the penis of the sodomist to the upper lip of the sodomite through a single but fluid flick of the erect penis to the area directly above the upper lip, but below the nose, thus characterizing Adolf Hitler's mustache.

Also as demonstrated on South Park, though the main difference was the feces was instead transferred from a finger of one character to the upper lip area on another character as a practical joke. This context took place after a sleepover at Cartman's house when Cartman stuck his finger in his rectum to obtain the fecal material in order to wipe it on Butters' upper lip. Throughout the episode Butters kept smelling poop everywhere he went unbeknownst to him that the scent of feces was in fact coming from his person.
She let me do anal on the first date, so I gave her a Stinky Hitler!
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kitchen hitler

A person who, with an iron fist, aggression, and a sharp tongue, but without real authority, rules the roost from the kitchen.
A very bossy chef.
Someone bossy operating from a canteen or the alike.
Shit, we got a new chef, a real kitchen hitler.
Malcolm in the canteen is the club's kitchen hitler, trying to run the club.
by shonny March 8, 2007
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sweet potato hitler

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler
by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018
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Adolf Hitler

The man who put the "dick" back into "dictator." Rot in hell you bastard.
Adolf Hitler was a genocidal bastard and I don't care if there is a heaven, just as long as there is a hell for him.
by Pick one September 24, 2005
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