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The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.
When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.
by dick stiffner February 12, 2008

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