hammed up

To be drunk, intoxicated

Aw man i bombed that exam, i'm getting hammed up tonight.

by nilatir April 29, 2009

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010

Ham Knuckle

Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)

Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.

by Sneepers April 12, 2011

Ham Pan

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.

Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!

by nitrosoftradio October 8, 2010

hocking ham

to participate in self gratification

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.

by Montus September 14, 2007

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016