Ryan Hager

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

Dirty Hagerty

When you throw up on his dick while he cums

Cleaning up a dirty hagerty is the pledges job

by cooolbiatchhhh September 10, 2021

Vinnie Hacker

Vinnie Hacker is a famous streamer and tiktoker. The hottest man with the greatest personality. He's a skater boy with hot friends like Jett, Liza and Eamon.

Wow Vinnie Hacker is such an amazing streamer !
Did you see Vinnie's new tiktok ?

by iammarilouu November 24, 2021

Chris Hacker

A seriously beautiful and talented man that gets all the chicks.

"That's so Chris Hacker."

by Lord Plopington November 24, 2021

weeb hackers

The best anime visual novel ever developed.
Life looses meaning after playing it, since there will be nothing greater waiting for you anymore.

i have peaked in life, i played weeb hackers

by Cupcake Awper December 14, 2021

jordyn haberstumpf

a walking std

oh no it’s jordyn haberstumpf🤮

by qafhhdhkivbjhg April 5, 2022

vinnie hacker level hot

If someone described you as vinnie hacker level hot, you are beyond god. You’ve reached god level of hotness. You are one of the sexiest people alive. Hotter than the sun, freshly baked pizza pockets, concrete on a hot day- you name it. YOU’RE HOTTER THAN EVERYONE BESIDES OTHER VINNIE HACKER LEVEL HOT PEOPLE.

Emma: Woah! you’re vinnie hacker level hot!
Jonathan: Thankyou! you’re Madison Beer level hot.

by choechoe April 24, 2022