goo goobler

Noun. One who loves to eat, swallow or guzzle loads of semen.

Tony Baloney is such a goo goobler.

by faceman August 27, 2002

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.

1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.

by hantav March 23, 2010

goober

A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence

I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober

by JD90210 May 15, 2011

gooblies

the balls or testicles

Oh man i just got hit in the gooblies

by Harry Merk November 27, 2004

gooboil

Utterly revolting cooked meal. Typically consists of various objects floating in a bath of reeking, bubbling goo. Hence the name.

I'm not going to one of Maisie's gooboils again. The last time I did I yarked all over the driveway.

by Fearman September 30, 2007

goobrahab

a form of rehab, said mostly when drunk.

They tried to make me go to goobrahab but i sad no no no,

by pal86 October 15, 2007