The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Get the Granny Piemug. When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.
“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??
by WolfFL November 3, 2023
Get the Granny stylemug. by Lanabanana69 September 8, 2017
Get the Granny drainmug. When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
Get the Granny Lip Itmug. 
When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015
Get the granny spraklinmug. by Crockett61 June 18, 2023
Get the Granny Good Gutsmug.