ass fucked 

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

ass fucked by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007

i'm fucked! 

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

i'm fucked! by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

Mentally Fucked 

1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.

2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.

1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."

2. J: "Wassup Dre?"

Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."

J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"

(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)

Mentally Fucked by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Sphincter fucked 

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.

A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!

Sphincter fucked by IrishEyez October 13, 2005

Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

Dice fucked by TWoods450 January 13, 2009

Kung Fucked 

When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu

Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked

Kung Fucked by xAorta/Invisible39 January 26, 2010

Stay Fucked 

Pleasantry: Often most used as a farewell, 'Stay Fucked' is a popular expression in the world of South Belfast wordplay. Usage: While on holiday, speaking to English speaking people, end your encounter with 'stay fucked' and explain it's 'all the rage where you come from' going on to add 'easily as popular as lol or ttfn'

stay fucked mate, keep it salmon.

Stay Fucked by alonelycinemaatendee November 12, 2010