Filthy Rat Shit

When yo asshole explode all in the toilet and all you can see is tiny rat shit sized pieces of dookie surrounded in some brown poop water.

Yall better approve my definition for "Filthy Rat Shit."

by Lilniggafert August 25, 2020

Fifther

A woman or man that you would only sleep with after consuming a fifth of your favorite liquor.

Damn dude, I'm pretty hard up. I'd even settle for a fifther about now.

by Milowe October 26, 2010

Fifth and Forget

for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day.

"dude, congrats on that A! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?"
"i'm for sure about to head to a party to fifth and forget."

"fml dude"
"i got you buddy, lets fifth and forget, always makes me feel better."

by Shamizard November 21, 2011

fifth pillar

Someone who, having intimate knowledge of a company, takes action to destroy that company from the inside.

A certain corporate bookstore treats their store-level employees like they are worth less than dirt. JoAnna, a long-time employee of said bookstore, is sick of corporate abuse and no longer cares whether or not she receives minimum wage to sling coffee. She's the fifth pillar - she will do everything in her power to destroy this bookstore with the knowledge she has as an employee.

by Chaucer October 13, 2013

Filterous

A person who uses filters on their pictures to catfish others.

Leah is looking real filterous today in her pix.

by Filterous Fans May 31, 2017

coochie filter

an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to masturbate, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.

***girl 1: " man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i'll be able to control myself!"
girl 2: " sorry dont have any. i'm glad i have one! he is super hot!"

*** "i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she'll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!"

by ur_fave_cookie_eater12 November 17, 2010

no filter friday

No filter friday also known as NFF means you take a picture as yourself with no filters at all on friday

Dude ima do a no filter friday in which me taking a pic of myself with no filters

by Dylpickle343 November 26, 2016