Chaucer's definitions

fifth pillar

Someone who, having intimate knowledge of a company, takes action to destroy that company from the inside.

A certain corporate bookstore treats their store-level employees like they are worth less than dirt. JoAnna, a long-time employee of said bookstore, is sick of corporate abuse and no longer cares whether or not she receives minimum wage to sling coffee. She's the fifth pillar - she will do everything in her power to destroy this bookstore with the knowledge she has as an employee.

by Chaucer October 13, 2013

apical meristem

something on a plant, but really a euphamism for penis. looks like a penis with claws.

I watched my apical meristem grow and grow and grow.

by chaucer April 20, 2005