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Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019
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Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am
Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap
by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019
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Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn
jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy
by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019
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Fuck Fap February

Fuck Fap February means to not fap on your girlfriend, gay friend or random people you see. Similar to NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December).
"Dude i survived NNN and DDD"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"
by Scammkidzz November 19, 2021
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Snap n' fap

When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.
I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.
by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016
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Your Grandpap can't fap

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.
Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*
by CaptainAdventure May 13, 2018
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Ur Grandpap fap

This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol

Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you

Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap

The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
by The Flea Master 69 May 13, 2018
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