essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did

a place where burbury rules

by ben December 6, 2004

Essentialist

The entitled discrimination a person feels regarding others who are out and about during a global pandemic.

*Text conversation*
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!

by lastfrontiermama April 6, 2020

essman

A pimple on the shaft of the penis, ball sack, or vaginal lips,

I popped the essman on my dick, but it's still pretty red.

My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.

by thorn_in_side May 26, 2011

Essex

the best place in massachusetts! great sea food and also known for antiques. Everyone who visits goes to Farnhams the best seafood place around. If your planning a visit to the US deffinatally stop here! we are the best!

stupid place in england is only immitating (aka the essex there)

by jess k April 21, 2006

Essence of life

The life-giving scent of your girlfriend's armpit, particularly from Gaby.

You are feeling down, and you say "Let me have some Essence of life!" You immediately feel renewed and ready for whatever comes at you!

by elsuave1 October 9, 2011

bare essentials

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body

An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials

by anonymous April 2, 2010

Esser

A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.

person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."

by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017