essman
I popped the essman on my dick, but it's still pretty red.
My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
essman by thorn_in_side May 26, 2011
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Ass-essment
While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.
Ass-essment by sillyboi February 27, 2019
Esmanur
Self intelligence. There is not a single moment in your life that will not make you happy. If something is not going well in your life, you should find an Esma for yourself. They are also full of love, enough to make your heart flutter.
EISMAN!
Eisman is a great guy.
essandro
Your such an essandro
Esmanee
A great person who loves cats, perhaps she is one. She adores cats so much, she'd like to have an orange one atop a purple cow. Many people love her because she is an amazing person. Very nice, very polite, and really funny.
Esmanee is the best!
Essmaie
An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words
Essmaie by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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