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A pimple on the shaft of the penis, ball sack, or vaginal lips,
I popped the essman on my dick, but it's still pretty red.

My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
essman by thorn_in_side May 26, 2011
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Ass-essment 

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass
While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.
Ass-essment by sillyboi February 27, 2019
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Self intelligence. There is not a single moment in your life that will not make you happy. If something is not going well in your life, you should find an Esma for yourself. They are also full of love, enough to make your heart flutter.
I met someone new today.

What's her name?

Esmanur : life-saving and Genius
Esmanur by Quokkazep April 30, 2021
(n.) A cheer of praise or exclamation of happiness.
Eisman is a great guy.
EISMAN! by Marcharl March 7, 2005

essandro 

A shitty fifa player
Your such an essandro
essandro by Mya Ash April 18, 2021
A great person who loves cats, perhaps she is one. She adores cats so much, she'd like to have an orange one atop a purple cow. Many people love her because she is an amazing person. Very nice, very polite, and really funny.
Esmanee is the best!
Esmanee by Karola01 June 22, 2011
An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words
Man, I wish I was friends with Essmaie!
I know dude, she's sweet.
Essmaie by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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