Crossroads Trading Company

A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.

Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?

by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009

comp a bizzle

when you intend to get your penis sucked from an individual

Adam Mirabile wanted to comp a bizzle from his drunk grandma, but she licked his brown eye instead.

by Davey Allen December 21, 2003

Commywood

The name of a school in Vancouver that uses the ideals of Communism to run its daily life.

Person:Boy, do I love my Math class!
Teacher: If you love math, you must also love English.
Person: But I don't love English!
Teacher: Here at Commywood, everything is loved equally. I love English, and I love lamp as well.
Person: But this doesn't make much sense...
Teacher: Guards, take him away!
Person: noo....

by Darioples September 15, 2006

los compadres

The best Mexican restaurant in the whole wide world that is a fact

Man los compadres is littt

by Isaac cortes February 18, 2017

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

Comfy

what you call someone you want to have sex with.

Isabel: "nigga you comfy as fuck."

by danglingbaby July 31, 2012

Black Company

Someone that acts like a complete and total fucking douche canoe while interacting with friends and acquaintenances. Often vaguely tries to threaten them and make them uncomfortable for no apparent reason. Usually has a small penis.

The Black Company said he'd report us to the landlord for playing our music too loud again. That was after he showed up and ate our food and drank our beer.

by dougchartier November 10, 2011