Poo O'clock

Needing to poo

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock

by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018

beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

Revolting Cocks

An industrial band in the mid to late 1980's. Also, a very good team name for any sport.

Synonym: Disgusting Roosters

The Revolting Cocks sweeped our sorry little asses in the game last night.

by Gonad September 28, 2005

A Clockwork Orange

a BOOK an amazing BOOK and an amazing movie but mostly it is one of the best BOOKS around

clockwork orange is a BOOK

by Sairah Malawista November 15, 2004

Bowl O'Clock

That wonderful time of day where it becomes necessary to pack up a fat bowl. Usually performed After some sort of activity (Work, class, homework, snowboarding etc.)

After a long day at work..
Steve: Yo man what time is it?
Jim: Why it's Bowl O'Clock of course!
Steve: Bowl O'Clock it is! Pack that shit!

by S T Thrizzle July 31, 2008

Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked”
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020