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bill clinton

Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.
by Partisan Milne April 18, 2006
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Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!
Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!
by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008
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Bill Clinton

the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows
If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?
by Norm MacDonald January 14, 2005
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clint

extremely horny virgin man, obsessed with anime girls
by magicbroomowner October 10, 2014
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Bill Clinton

- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob
Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!
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Bill Clinton

The closest we've ever had to a black president.
Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.
by Woobie July 15, 2008
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Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.
"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"
by Shwaggy November 13, 2003
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