A Gang of chavs with nothing else to do, so they walk around looking for trouble. Anyone can be a victim, senile raping is common and a kid walking home from basketball is a prime target.
A 10 Year old walks home and all of a sudden a bunch of chav patrol come around the corner and steals her stuff and verbally abuses her.
Mother Dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.
Mother Dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.
by Adam D soldia September 14, 2006
Get the Chav Patrolmug. by tiktok famous myg May 23, 2021
Get the Pussy Chavmug. Definition: upwardly mobile chav camouflaged in their urban habitat, most notably upper working class and middle class estates, usually by boycotting bling and taking their offspring to after school activities following homework. Their chav origins are exposed when they are called to defend their human rights, often loudly proclaiming about the 'civil injustice', for something like preserving their children's freedom of expression to be bullies if they so wish it.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
Get the Nouveau-Chavmug. A resident of the UK's lower class, similar to the 'White Trash' stereotype in America, who insist on narrating a simple foot journey to their equally undesirable chavvy friend on a mobile phone, hence mimicking the function of a satellite navigation device.
Sat-Chav on telephone - "Nah mate, I'm just walkin' past asda. Yeah I'm turning da corner. I'm gonna walk across da high street rather than go da long way. I'm just walkin' up da high street now...ok I'm turnin' left. I just passed Greggs..."
by crueloneliner June 8, 2012
Get the Sat-chavmug. Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.
Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
by My name chef September 16, 2018
Get the Epic Chavmug. Chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. Chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. Such chav chariots are the Subaru Impreza and the Mitsubishi Evo series
by AJ October 23, 2006
Get the chav chariotmug. 