Touching cotton

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

by R. Trelford March 9, 2004

Cottonwood

Cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth.

"That bitch gave me cottonwood!"

by dmacfour May 2, 2010

cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

cotton headed niggy muffin

an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk

" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"

by hncjo094 February 5, 2009

cotton tail

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on his partner's buttocks.
See pearl necklace.

After having sex from behind, he pulled out of her and gave her a cotton tail.

by Widght October 5, 2011

White cotton

Colour and type of fabric of under-garments secretly used by goths worldwide. Often well-used.

Well, they never let you know what's under there, do they? Imagine the shame...................

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

cutting cord

To excrete feces in regular lengths so as to have the appearance of freshly-cut cord

It looks so pretty once mom's finished cutting cord in there!

by Fecologist November 29, 2004