home cookin'

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

by Atia Breen January 12, 2009

Corking It

Using pills such as Viagra to achieve a boner.
Much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. It gives you the unfair advantage in competition, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to 'relive the glory days'.

1. Connie: "So last night, me and James were going to make love, when I found out he's been corking it."

by SM_905 July 15, 2009

COOKIN

to jack off or to masterbate

i walked in on jordan and he was cookin his meat

by Lawtown January 25, 2007

Coolings

Coolings Is when your very very awfully cool, So cool that you make the sun Freeze :D yeaaah... Cool

Tom: OMG i am sooo Cool
Jack: haha kk whatever
Georgia: yeah, not as cool as jack he's super cool, so cool, he's COOLINGS :D

by ItsGeorgiaBabes May 30, 2010

pussy juice cocking

This term was used in teh recent movie 40 year old virgin, hey man its all in the box.

Its not about the rusty trombone, the shit stain balls, pussy juice cocking its about the CONNECTION

by ()()Trini February 17, 2006

Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.

My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.

by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010