kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

Sweet Beans

Another way of saying 'cool.' Only to be used when it is EXTREMELY COOL.

Person 1: I got the tickets to the concert!
Person 2: Oh, Sweet Beans!

by Kate B. October 16, 2003

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

Piss and Beans

Adjective:
Very insignificant.
Something that doesn't do a whole lot, and really sucks.

"That sword does piss and beans for damage"
"My army is just piss and beans"
"I'll win easily, you're just piss and beans compared to me"
"Well...that did piss and beans"

by Patty Pat Pat January 9, 2009

Spill the beans

The inform some one of the truth, to let them know in honesty, have any one be told what they wish to hear.

After Sandra and Dave gave birth to a baby boy, Dave started to doubt his new born child. One night while Sandra was out playing bingo with the girlies, leaving Dave to take care for his new toddler. Sitting in his high chair being fed his supper, Dave asks, 'now son, come on spill the beans. Who is really your father?' And the beans went all over his face.

by Long Johns October 21, 2015

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

Sean Bean

Hottest man alive. Voted Best Bum in Britain, and totally deserves it. Fine actor as well.

Sean Bean could fuck me any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

by Mo January 4, 2004