billow buffer

Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.

Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.

Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.

by the corn squeezer June 26, 2010

Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

by Shaggo August 23, 2011

floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009

buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

buffs

Cartier glasses that are very popular in Detroit, Michigan. Those who own buffs are considered "cool" but people are often robbed for these glasses.

I just bought a pair of iced out buffs.

by keviwill April 6, 2017

Buffalo Chocolate

When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.

Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.

"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.

Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.

"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 1, 2004