Assault Rifle

1A. Translated from "Sturmgewehr" Meaning Storm Rifle or simpily Assault Rifle, Is a Term coined by the Germans in 1944 when designing the STG44.
2A. a lightweight rifle fed by a magazine and capable of automatic fire, designed for infantry use.

Lefty 1: Ban Assault Rifles!!!!!
Republican 1: No fuck you you commie!!!!!

by AK47AR15 March 15, 2026

AssBurgerMobile

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025

Assault Weapon

A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.

Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.

by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Assbutt.

Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.

Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...

Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!

Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...

Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?

Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*

by I see your search history April 29, 2025

ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet

He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025