noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.
bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.
by heyyyyyyyo April 15, 2011
Get the apple empenadamug. The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge
by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019
Get the Gunga Applemug. Even though she is attached to another man i still want to go there and bang her hard and narsty even though im not ment too she is my forbidden fruit she is the apple of eden
by Forbidden sex January 21, 2018
Get the apple of edenmug. I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.
by ignis_ignotus April 10, 2012
Get the apple maggotmug. Someone who bullies people for using inferior android smartphones and defends with his life everything regarding apple products. Will always sleep in a tent waiting for the next iThing but he will never acknowledge being part of a herd.
Random android user: I sure love the new 120Hz display Samsung put out.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.
by android virgin March 12, 2021
Get the apple bullymug. An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
Get the apple slappingmug. 