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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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April 18

April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !
Aww, did you see its April 18 they are gettin married !!
by Babyshark223456 April 11, 2022
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November 18

Today I’d a day for you to ask out your crush if you don’t all your friends have to block you.. good luck
by Sksksksk jakhi November 15, 2019
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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December 18

National tell a friend you had sex with there mom
Juan: i fucked your mom

Freddy: cap

Freddys mom: its true it is because its December 18
by Freddys mom December 17, 2020
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DECEMBER 18

On December 18, you must wear pajamas/ pajama pants to school. This is to confuse your teacher or just for the fun of it. if your teachers tries to stop you, make up an excuse. trust me teachers are stupid.
by anonimous humen bieng December 17, 2019
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December 18

Me:Hey is Sindi's birthday today.My best friend's bithday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BESTIE! December 18
Sindi:Oh thanks bestie
by Loder patetinash December 5, 2020
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