TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.

No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck

by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Cable TV tower

Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?

Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Entertainment TV

posting something you created online without reasoning

YK: why would you post that?
L-Trizz:Entertainment TV init

by m.charge February 15, 2022

TV day

The holiday before Halloween that you are wearing black and white

We better wear black and white because it is TV day

by 459395 February 20, 2022

TV

short for 'Too Verbose', the way you go when you try to hide incovenient facts.

i can explain!
u r TV already.

by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 August 20, 2021