Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday

“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”

by BrownCornCrasher December 3, 2024

Carter Davis

Carter Davis is A really cool, good looking fine guy. Everyone would want a Carter Davis in their life. He sometimes becomes obsessed over you if he starts to like you and wants to spend more and more time with you even if he doesn’t say it or you can’t tell

David: hey is that Carter Davis

Carter Davis: yooooo Wsp bro

by #1 Carter Davis fan December 16, 2024

Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.

Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!

by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

ariana davies

ariana raye davies (ariana davies) born 25th june 2010 is a british tiktoker from liverpool. she has grown a following from humorous, relatable videos that have reached a large audience.

ariana davies posted a new tiktok!

by jimcareyfan_42 January 1, 2025

Finley davies

A house music producer/DJ's worst nightmare. Finley davies is a young lad that posts house music unreleased to his soundcloud account. The listeners love him because the Djs take months to put out tracks but the Djs hate him because he "ruins the hype". Proper sound lad

"Josh baker keeps teasing that unreleased tune im getting tired of waiting mate"

" Just go on finley davies soundcloud is probably up there already"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave

“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”

by anonymous January 9, 2025