Bad bag day

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.

God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day

by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007

Bread bagging

When ur too broke to afford Condoms

Harley : wanna go bread bagging Freda…spent all my money on beer and got no rubbers

by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021

tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners

I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!

by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009

trash-bagging

A word that describes the action of getting down and dirty with a garbage worker. Any sort of sexual act with a garbage worker works. It is also describes the act of having oral sex with a teacher.

Hey math teacher! All I can think about is trash-bagging you. I’m gonna come to trash bag you tonight.

by yum yum sauce July 2, 2020