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Mint shit

A person or group of people that are toxic and or bad at a game who talk mad shit to anyone who lost to them and complain about lag or someone is hacking just because they died
Dude these kids are mint shit

Yeah he keeps being a mint shit
I can’t wait to kill this mint shit in cod
by GL_Alpha 69420 December 28, 2020
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Shit Wrestling

When you grab a huge pile of shit and shove it down your friends urethra (male only) and bat their dick around until they blow off a slimey brown semen-like substance.
Fredrick: hey man lets do some shit wrestling
John: hell yeah no homo
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Hooked the shits

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.
by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021
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caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021
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Shit dipping

When a girl is done shitting and you put sour patch kids in her ass and eat them
I was shit dipping in Mary's ass last night
by potato-seeds January 16, 2021
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Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.
“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”
by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021
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Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
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