Zoognard

Someone who pretends to love animals but is secretly abusive towards them when no one's looking

He’s got ‘I Love Dogs’ stickers all over his car, yet he yanks his own puppy around by the collar whenever it sniffs something too long, what a zoognard

by Don't be a zoognard December 31, 2025

dirty zookeeper

Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers

She always wanted a dirty zookeeper

by Datdirtyzk May 1, 2018

Oogly zoogly

When you built like a Zoie head ass boi

Fuc nut butter cup! you built like a godamn oogly zoogly

by Yungbhris September 10, 2018

PvOnline Zooted

When you waited to do all of your coursework until the last minute and now you have to do a semesters worth of work in a few days and you start to feel high from doing so much work.

I did so much work last night that I got PvOnline Zooted.

by mbit May 15, 2019

Local Zoomer

A small sub-category of car cultures “Ricers” Often found at the local 7-11 or with their car wrapped around a pole. They can be heard at night on your local streets breaking the sound barrier.

“Damn man I just got ran off the road buy some stupid local zoomer In a shitty auto WRX.”

by wrxboi July 12, 2019

big zooted

1. BZ (BZ’d).
2. Elevated.
3. Leveled.

I was BZ (Big Zooted) last week.

by Eli, Vonny & Kyrie April 3, 2019

Zimbabwe Zookeeper

The Zimbabwe Zookeeper is the method of inhaling a water pipe/ bong with aggressive short bursts. This is essentially the same as smoking a cigarette with puffs only you repeat the process until the bowl is empty before you exhale. This method was invented by GyammonFast.

"Theres no way he is going to Zimbabwe Zookeeper that bowl"," This man knows how to perform a Zimbabwe Zookeeper".

by GyammonFast December 9, 2019