Tv

Taylor's Version

Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Fearless TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

tv repairman

Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".

Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job".

by Gartica January 22, 2024

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.

If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020