turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.

oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd

by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009

turd hustling

A person who scavenges truck stop restrooms for left over dumps in hopes of finding lost treasure. examples: peanuts, corn, gum, hairballs, drug filled condoms

Matt was disappointed when his turd hustling expedition at the neighborhood Stuckys left him empty handed.

by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

Urban Turding

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.

OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.

by emmerthouse July 7, 2008

butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

turd life

Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.

The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.

by djtooawesome123 May 6, 2014

turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 9, 2008