Afganistan 

It is a wonderful place with bombs and terrorists.

Afganistan is located on Earth.

Afganistan by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017

afganistan 

Someone like nuckra, who cannot spell

did you mean afghanistan -Google

afganistan by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Afganistan 

Sweater-land (afgan=sweater and istan=land)

I went to sweater-land over the weekend

Afganistan by The it July 1, 2005

Afganistan rocket launchers 

When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.

Holy shit we are getting attacked grab that girls we need to make a afganistan rocket launchers

Afganistan rocket launchers by Caption ginger beard February 21, 2019

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

ashganistan 

Another word for the town of Ashington due to its drug crimes and its reputation as a town

‘Have ye heard aboot ashganistan, aye malcom got arrested for dealing ket to bairns’

ashganistan by TryMeImGrimey July 28, 2021

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.

"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanimation by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002