Train tracks

When someone's underwear is loaded with skid marks

That guy over there has train tracks in his underwear.

by Keebles April 4, 2023

track princess

A girl who doesn't look like a drugged out junkie but is. More so refers to hardcore drugs such as meth, heroin, coke, crack, and various pills.

Are you sure she's got a gram a day heroin addiction? She's wearing Juicy sweatpants and uggs for God's sake.

Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.

by Marty's Tshirt December 23, 2013

Tracking

A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.

Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!

by Edge master200 April 2, 2024

on track simulation

Synonym for Off Track Simulation: a clone of Vulcan Productions.

"Have you heard about On Track Simulation?"

Yeah, it's Just Vulcan Productions MkII

by Tadahaaaa November 22, 2020

Track Meat

The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job

“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”

by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022

Laughing track

A hahaha audio used in a show in order for home audience to know that a joke has been told and the ideal reaction has to be a laugh from you

"I am a bisexual woman of colour" Lilly Singh
*Que laughing track* HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASKSKSKSKKBSJJSKSKK

by The misfits spot September 22, 2020

Men's track team

Having young and (Olympics) inexperienced teams hasn't stopped the women's track, the swimmers, gymnasts, or the numerous other sports, so why should the Men's track team let it stop them from reaching their dream? They don't owe it to anybody else, but as hard as they worked, they might as well take a gold home before they leave Tokyo, not that they have to. If there's a job you really want to get done, you feel better if you get it done than waiting for it to happen in a few years. If you tell yourself you'll be ready in a few years, you most likely will, but you will also not be ready for something great that could happen to you now.

The Men's track team might wake up before the Olympics is over, but only they will determine that.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021