Tonka Tune Up

This expression is commonly used when someone is out of line or acting incredibly stupid

Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.

by Alto December 27, 2004

Tornado Hurl

verb: To Tornado Hurl entitles a forceful session of vomiting. The vomiting should spin in a motion like a tornado. Tornado Hurling is none for its impressive presentation. A master Tornado Hurler can control the direction, speed and intenseity of his Tornado Hurl.

Dude, I tornado hurled my ovaries out last night.

by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006

tornado'd

to come to an unexpected and abrupt end.

I was banging this bitch and then her boy friend walked in so the session got tornado'd as u can imagine

by big hig August 15, 2010

hair tornado

An unintentional hair formation; sculptural, freeform, upswept hair style achieved through lack of grooming. Often seen in older individuals, many of them described as a curmudgeon. Tornado intensity increases with individual's frustration and/or confusion level.

Dude! Check out the hair tornado on that guy - he's got full hair tornado in effect today!

by Macko June 16, 2005

Camp Tornado

A small gust of wind that picks up leaves and/or dust to form a miniature yet strong tornado (not strong enough to do damage but strong enough to knock someone over in surprise)

Adam: Justin Bieber's hair looks like it was caught in a camp tornado.
Brian: HAHAHA TWIST ME TWIST ME!

by spainoyabun May 18, 2011

Torkel

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",

"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.

by General Squid June 19, 2010

tonk

A card game popularized by the great Thomas Warhoch II

"Hey lets play some Tonk, I'm down $15 from my other friend"

by Alexjandro October 30, 2008