Macko's definitions

eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

by Macko June 16, 2005

hair tornado

An unintentional hair formation; sculptural, freeform, upswept hair style achieved through lack of grooming. Often seen in older individuals, many of them described as a curmudgeon. Tornado intensity increases with individual's frustration and/or confusion level.

Dude! Check out the hair tornado on that guy - he's got full hair tornado in effect today!

by Macko June 16, 2005